Questions about pregnancy
“at home insemination 2 times insert directions”
So, the answer here depends on whether you are a heterosexual couple or a lesbian couple. If you are a hetero couple, I just have to curse our educational system. What are we teaching kids these days? If you are a lesbian couple, here’s the quick-and-dirty directions:
- Thaw sperm according to directions given to you at sperm bank (not in a couple of water, that stuff is worth about $5 a sperm and you don’t want those boys leaking out)
- Get ready. One of you should drop your drawers. The other needs to have a sterile pipette and a speculum.
- Visualize the cervix. We had a midwife help us learn to do this. Some folks just stick the junk up there without this step.
- If you are holding the pipette, it’s time to squirt. If you hanging out with your tush in the air, it’s time to visualize your baby. I successfully used a book of baby sweater patterns for this purpose (and it worked — we got a cute one!)
“how easy is it to get pregnant the first month of trying”
“how difficult is it to get pregnant the first month of trying”
If you are a teenager, it is wicked easy. You might even get pregnant without taking your clothes off. This is why adults hate you.
If you are an adult lesbian, it is both difficult and expensive. Sorry.
“trying to get pregnant for the 5 time”
Obviously, you don’t need any help from me! But seriously, I think you have enough already.
Questions about lactation
“how to induce lactation in a weekend”
Well, that’s a tall order. If you are babysitting, I recommend just using expressed breastmilk or formula. If it’s your baby, then it will probably be around for longer than a weekend. According to one protocol, you’ll need at least a month, but some folks just start putting baby to breast as soon as it arrives (with supplementation of course). Remember that there’s more to breastfeeding than just the milk, and comfort nursing can be wonderful! Oh, and if you’ve just given birth then congratulations, and remember that lactating happens naturally for most — it’s a perk of pregnancy!
“what to look for to know that the induced lactation is working”
Milk. Coming out of the boobs.
“moms are breasting baby”
“induced lactation for sex is it safe”
It’s called nursing. They’re a perk of being a lesbian. I don’t see why not.
“meet other non bio moms”
You can start a blog, or head over to the IVP for great conversation. If you leave a comment here and say “Hi” you’ll have a chance to meet several!
“mother too possessive with our baby”
This one could take a whole blog to answer. But the short answer is: talk to her about your feelings and about the fact that the baby is a joint project, have her practice letting go by taking the baby out on short outings, and ask her to sit down rather than hovering over you while you try to change diapers.
Lyn is a frustrated advice columnist. She really wants to answer people’s questions. So leave a question in the comments, or just send us one anonymously to firsttimesecondtime at gmail dot com. Ask about anything from feminist parenting, to being a nonbio mom, to how to get your kid to nap, and we’ll try to answer. However, we don’t really know the answer to the last one for our own kid right now.